There once was a man named Nobody who lived in No Where Land. He was an adventurous type and liked to travel and explore. One day Nobody was discovered by Somebody from Some Where, who also like to explore, travel and was too an adventurous type. Somebody told Nobody of a great civilization where Everybody lived. That is to say Everybody from EveryWhere.

Nobody had heard of the legends of the great Every Where Civilization and Somebody promised to take him there. When Nobody arrived in Every Where nobody noticed that nobody cared. Every Body explained how to act, what to say and how to get along with Every Body to become Somebody, but Nobody liked being Nobody and did not really want to be Some Body although he enjoyed his company and Every Body else for that matter.

Eventually after working for years to become Some Body, Nobody had achieved the status of his new title, but he did not stop there, fore he wanted to be like Every Body. And Every Body wanted him to be like them too. As this personality change was occurring No Body now a Some Body had decided he did not wish to be like Every Body.

This entirely angered Every Body and that Some Body who was previously No Body would not conform. No Body now Some Body decided this made No Sense and that he had been tricked. He told Some Body that he thought; Every Body from Every Where was just a Mirage living in a Fantasy Land and kidding them selves.

So, No Body now Some Body wanted to re-locate, travel and eventually find his old town No Where where he could be a Some Body to get away from Every Body who had tricked him and were lying to them selves. Unfortunately the Every Where had engulfed his old home No Where and Every Where Else for that matter. He was stuck in a Sea of Political Correctness insisting he was just a No Body like everyone else? He called this new life Socialism and Every One a Liberal.